WTF scooter?!?!?!

What the Fuck, scooter isn't getting prison time, come on, we spend all this taxpayer money on expensive secret prisons and instruments of torture and we can't use them on someone doing a crime equivalent to treason?!?!?!? Shoot him, do anything just don't let him go unpunished (or let him off with a fine). His information could have cost the agent her life, he should at least get a charge of reckless endangerment brought up against him and go to jail for that. Plus his name is scooter, a little advice, that's some childish bullshit, he should at least receive a public beating.

Where's the cowboy we elected 3 years ago?

I thought we elected some sort of cowboy three years ago, where did he go? Apparently he's left us after Iraq and we're left with a pussy when we need a cowboy to help the people in Darfur, Sudan. Darfur has oil so clearly Iraq isn't a war for oil (so shut the fuck up about it). And if we really cared about oil prices enough to invade a country wouldn't we be relying on Russian and Venezuelan oil instead? But seriously when the cowboy comes back please do let him take down the bad administration in Khartoum instead of putting up with pussy shit.

Yep, way too far.

Of all things that are amazing worldwide, someone's finally gone way too far. It just happens to be Japanese fans. http://kotaku.com/gaming/gotta-drink-it-all/pokemon-the-beverage-265360.php
this as well as gundam condoms, is by far, the furthest anyone has ever gone towards one massive case of obsessive compulsive disorder, seriously, gundam ties, sure, okay but once you start trying to get into people's sex lives, you've ogne way too far. While we're on the topic, what kind of schmucks bye this crap anyway?

SCREW HALO!

Microsoft's posterchild videogame Halo, it sucks, get over it. I can't play multiplayer whenever I want (like with timesplitters:I don't need other humans to play multiplayer games). For that matter XBOX live also sucks, you need to pay (PC users don't need to WTF). Clearly if it doesn't cost them money to do it with PC's why does it cost money with the XBOX, these fucks are greedy that's why. I suggest that as many gamers as can possibly form a group declare an underground war against greedy game making corporations, I'm not saying we shouldn't have to pay for games, I'm saying we shouldn't have to pay for online play, and I'm also saying there should be an increase in the ability to play whatever you want on single player. I'm not trying to keep these companies from earning money, just from ripping off the consumer.

Video Games are becoming poluted

Microsoft, so many people know this name, and yed so many people don't know how well they're managing to cheat gamers. These assholes think it's funny that they can release the same game for xbox 360 and PC, at different pricing, for different cost to play online (none for pc) and tell us what we want. Sony is probably not much better and neither would nintendo. It's terrible games for xbox are released with one sole thing in mind: online play, and online play costs money ($50 per annum whereas it's free for PC and to my knowledge for PS3). What the hell, I want a videogame I don't get tired of in 15 minutes and need to play online just for satisfaction.
Then companies are advertising in videogames, WTF, I rarely watch TV or go to the movies due to this crap (and by my posting you can tell I barely use the internet), can someone provide me with a good product that I don't need to pay for twice (once for the game and once for online), that's actually fun. Come on! it's gotten to a level where it's sickening, it really is. This crap needs to stop and these consumer based companies need to listen to the consumer before the consumers leave them and find somewhere else to go. Clearly they need to know that their product isn't necessary and they ought to be making it with making as many users happy as possible in mind.

Is the love of victory a crime?

Is the love of winning a crime? Mike Ditka didn't think so. In fact one day his team was losing, during a halftime locker room tyrade he punched a locker and broke his wrist. Why not encourage this kind of hatred of losing? And an equal, opposite love of winning? I'll tell you why people refuse to raise their kids like this (in other words, right), because they are subconsciously communist. Why they encourage mediocrity and no seperation between the winners and losers (even though it plays out like that in life- there are usually distinct winners and losers). In fact that is why people don't encourage their kids to compete whenever possible, friendly or not, they don't like the way it looks, even though it creates tougher, more resilient, and probably smarter people. In short it prevents humans from becoming better at everything (in other terms, evolving), look in asia, very competitive, China and Japan are catching up to the US economically, the US is falling behind due to lack of competition. So what is today's lesson, competitivety leads to success through constant improving to stay ahead of the pack. Why bother teaching your kids anything but how to compete in anything and inspiring them to do so. The celebration of victory should be allowed too, as well as the mourning of what could have been victory, why not encourage these things?

Make Brian Urlacher pay? HELL NO!

It's simple, the man wants to wear a hat from another drink company (which isn't the "officicial" drink of the NFL) let him, it's no crime. This is why the NFL and MLB are terrible compared to the NFL and MLB before companies took too much interest (after it's on TV you don't need to take too much more interest in it). This is one of the reasons players from the NFL's early years (up until the NFL had an official drink or whatever), can kick the shit out of current NFL players. don't believe me....fine. Just look, during the 20's and 30's players didn't wear pads and would occasionally die playing football, today people don't play without pads (professionally), yet football stayed popular. MLB the top sluggers like Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb didn't have to be quick they just had to be able to hit out of the park and field well, today the players work out and stay in shape (towards the end of his carreer Ruth was way out of shape but could still hit a homer). Clearly America (as a whole) has gotten much much weaker.
My suggestion, give these schmucks a challenge, form an new professional league, put as many military personell, farm boys, college grads and all out athletes, Show the NFL and MLB they aren't needed and then teach them about over advertising (like making an "official drink").
disgusting.

Kurt Vonnegut.......dead?!?!?!?!?!

Yes that's right........my hero and favorite author is dead. This sucks. The only man to realize that we've gotta be kind to one another (something I'm bad at). Goodbye.

WTF you call this news?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070406/ap_on_re_us/sextuplets_turn10
Congratulations ASSHOLE! You turned ten, what do you want an award for doing a bodily function, boy I wish someone would write an article about me pissing (another natural bodily function). Apparently the folks at yahoo couldn't tell real news if it went up beat them, robbed their house, dated their mother, grandmother and sister (simultaneously), screamed in their ear, watched 24 with them (and their other "friends who just do whatever's popular), raised their kids and finally paraded an army of abnormally large zombies down their block. These schmucks just seem to think it's a miracle that people can turn ten (with such news as this it's a wonder people don't fall down and die shortly after reading this nosphorous, venemous, trash written by morons who seem to think that sextuplets turning ten is more important than, I don't know the 2008 elections, the Iraq War, international troubles or global warming - Yes sextuplets seem to outrank the possibility of an apocalypse).
CONGRATULATIONS YAHOO NEWS YOUR MORONS!

Honesty? Why encourage it?

If you have been raised to believe in honesty people always seem to love it when you tell them the truth except when it comes to traditions you hate. Then they make such a big deal about it and whine and nag you about it. This is the exact reason why our society is messed up- people being raised in honesty and good values and still not being able to do as they please (as stated in the US constitution). The people who love this sort of thing almost always seem to be parents. Well to solve this problem it is my belief that all children should be state property- raised by the government so they have more freedom and aren't just raised into traditions they probobly won't like later on.

Captain America? Dead?!?!?!

Who was the jack-off who went and killed Captain America? Fess' up! Which one of you did it? [points finger at marvel commic book artists]. How could you? Captain America, god bless his fictional graphic soul, was all that was, is and ever will be America, and now what they killed him? It's political statements like these (most likely delivered by anti Americanists) that make people like me rip our hair out! I think that marvel should be offered an ultimatum, BRING BACK CAPTAIN AMERICA OR FACE THE WRATH OF EVERY PATRIOTIC COMMIC BOOK FAN!!!
Stop buying marvel's crap until the cap' is brought back to life.

Screw General Dynamics!

General dynamics is definative of a company which makes the worst aircraft in the history of the US Airforce. The F16 coud easily be taken down by any other US Aircraft (with no trouble at all). The F111, hahahahaha what a piece of trash, its predecessor the F105 was like an air superiority fighter, why replace it with crap like the F111. The same with the F16 when a better aircraft was on the market (the Northrop F20 or upgrade the F4 to make a one seat version). Why waste resources selling anything to a submarine company which thinks it can make aircraft, when you could have a Northrop-Grumman (the most advanced avionics ever period) or a fairchild republic (whenever they make a fighter it turns out to kick ass at the attack role and the fighter role) why settle for less when you could (and sometimes do) have better.

Surplus

When a government gets out of a deficit, they sometimes end up with a surplus. Rather than redistributing this money in any manner that has already been tried, I think the government should buy some shiny new toys for the military. The last time the surplus was redistributed in the form of tax breaks it was uneven (and in the favor of the rich which the poor complained about). So in order to cease this type of complaining I would buy more stuff for the common defense or education or something instead of hearing people complain. It would be safe in the military (tanks= better defense for the nation). Why redistribute it among the people who payed it when it should be going to the military. Redistribution would only give you 9% (NY sales tax) to the government and barely any to the federal government, what a waste.

I love hearing about identity theft, it always scares me into trying to update plethora of antivirus programs to prevent all of my info from being stolen by some hacker who's ass oozes off his seat because he has been sitting in front of his computer because fraud (as well as world of warcraft) consume his life (due to the fact he still lives with his mother and has no real job). So anyhow I just scanned my brother's side to my laptop and found over 60 items that were potential hazzards. Then that day and the next we have a few arguments (mainly because of his dick fear*) and I finally found out that it is his carelessness (and that of others) that get people's identities stolen (by fat, jobless hackers). So please watch out for morons, slackers, and careless types entering their info on a computer you often use due to the fact they can't use security functions, the best idea is to not let them near technology alltogether.



*See George carlin- jammin in NY- missiles and penises in the Persian gulf

hotel wireless SUCKS!

I spent about a day in a courtyard marriot on sunday (2/18/07). So the first thing I did when I got to the room was hooked up my computer and tried to get into the wireless network and go on the internet (most certainly not to update this blog). Strange enough I couldn't do it, I got one bar of reception on my computer's wireless assistant. I was getting internet through an ethernet cable the whole trip (which for my computer ;I'd imagine; is like being on a feeding tube ((tell me to correct the grammar if it is that bad))). Yet in their commercials they're bragging about their wireless, (pissing me off), if the wireless in the rooms is that shitty I would rather not have internet at all!

Iran and North Korea

Where did Iran and North Korea ever get the idea that weapons of Mass Destruction would better their positions in international politics? I swear these schmucks ought to know that nukes only get you enemies ie. US and the USSR during the late 40's (even though some tension existed beforehand it escaleted after we both got nukes). Clearly nukes gain you enemies and (for iran) make you more like us).

new years resolution

I hate new years resolutions, just the thought that I need to change something just because it's a new year means that he perso who's making th resolution is desperate for change. I don't need to say more on this topic.