Make Brian Urlacher pay? HELL NO!

It's simple, the man wants to wear a hat from another drink company (which isn't the "officicial" drink of the NFL) let him, it's no crime. This is why the NFL and MLB are terrible compared to the NFL and MLB before companies took too much interest (after it's on TV you don't need to take too much more interest in it). This is one of the reasons players from the NFL's early years (up until the NFL had an official drink or whatever), can kick the shit out of current NFL players. don't believe me....fine. Just look, during the 20's and 30's players didn't wear pads and would occasionally die playing football, today people don't play without pads (professionally), yet football stayed popular. MLB the top sluggers like Babe Ruth and Ty Cobb didn't have to be quick they just had to be able to hit out of the park and field well, today the players work out and stay in shape (towards the end of his carreer Ruth was way out of shape but could still hit a homer). Clearly America (as a whole) has gotten much much weaker.
My suggestion, give these schmucks a challenge, form an new professional league, put as many military personell, farm boys, college grads and all out athletes, Show the NFL and MLB they aren't needed and then teach them about over advertising (like making an "official drink").
disgusting.

Kurt Vonnegut.......dead?!?!?!?!?!

Yes that's right........my hero and favorite author is dead. This sucks. The only man to realize that we've gotta be kind to one another (something I'm bad at). Goodbye.

WTF you call this news?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070406/ap_on_re_us/sextuplets_turn10
Congratulations ASSHOLE! You turned ten, what do you want an award for doing a bodily function, boy I wish someone would write an article about me pissing (another natural bodily function). Apparently the folks at yahoo couldn't tell real news if it went up beat them, robbed their house, dated their mother, grandmother and sister (simultaneously), screamed in their ear, watched 24 with them (and their other "friends who just do whatever's popular), raised their kids and finally paraded an army of abnormally large zombies down their block. These schmucks just seem to think it's a miracle that people can turn ten (with such news as this it's a wonder people don't fall down and die shortly after reading this nosphorous, venemous, trash written by morons who seem to think that sextuplets turning ten is more important than, I don't know the 2008 elections, the Iraq War, international troubles or global warming - Yes sextuplets seem to outrank the possibility of an apocalypse).
CONGRATULATIONS YAHOO NEWS YOUR MORONS!

Honesty? Why encourage it?

If you have been raised to believe in honesty people always seem to love it when you tell them the truth except when it comes to traditions you hate. Then they make such a big deal about it and whine and nag you about it. This is the exact reason why our society is messed up- people being raised in honesty and good values and still not being able to do as they please (as stated in the US constitution). The people who love this sort of thing almost always seem to be parents. Well to solve this problem it is my belief that all children should be state property- raised by the government so they have more freedom and aren't just raised into traditions they probobly won't like later on.