Where's the cowboy we elected 3 years ago?

I thought we elected some sort of cowboy three years ago, where did he go? Apparently he's left us after Iraq and we're left with a pussy when we need a cowboy to help the people in Darfur, Sudan. Darfur has oil so clearly Iraq isn't a war for oil (so shut the fuck up about it). And if we really cared about oil prices enough to invade a country wouldn't we be relying on Russian and Venezuelan oil instead? But seriously when the cowboy comes back please do let him take down the bad administration in Khartoum instead of putting up with pussy shit.