WTF you call this news?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070406/ap_on_re_us/sextuplets_turn10
Congratulations ASSHOLE! You turned ten, what do you want an award for doing a bodily function, boy I wish someone would write an article about me pissing (another natural bodily function). Apparently the folks at yahoo couldn't tell real news if it went up beat them, robbed their house, dated their mother, grandmother and sister (simultaneously), screamed in their ear, watched 24 with them (and their other "friends who just do whatever's popular), raised their kids and finally paraded an army of abnormally large zombies down their block. These schmucks just seem to think it's a miracle that people can turn ten (with such news as this it's a wonder people don't fall down and die shortly after reading this nosphorous, venemous, trash written by morons who seem to think that sextuplets turning ten is more important than, I don't know the 2008 elections, the Iraq War, international troubles or global warming - Yes sextuplets seem to outrank the possibility of an apocalypse).
CONGRATULATIONS YAHOO NEWS YOUR MORONS!